Eclipse

So just now when I turned on E! News. They were showing the trailer for Eclipse. Last year I went on an all-out, take no prisoners rampage on New Moon. Maybe it was because some people ditched my birthday to watch it, maybe because of the whole Taylor and Taylor thing, maybe it was the fact that some people say Taylor Lautner and I look alike. Regardless, I hated New Moon. In fact, I hated Twilight since the book so it's only natural that I hate movies.

Anyway, I watched the Eclipse trailer and that's when it hit me. Regardless, whether I love it or hate it, it's eventually going to be released. The more I think about it, the movie isn't really the problem.

The real problem?

The fans.

The fans are just so damn annoying. When we're nearing the release of the movie. My Facebook is filled with status updates and pictures of the goddamn saga.

I'm especially annoyed with people who say the loved the movie when all they like is two topless, emo, melodramatic male teenagers.

Here's the thing people...

ALL HYPE

I mean at least the people who say, "I don't like the movie but Jacob is hot so that's the real attention grabber." or "I prefer the previous movie but Ashley Greene is like whoa.". At least I can respect those dudes and chicks. It's just like me going to watch Valentine's Day. I like Taylor Swift and have made no secret of that. But you don't see me saying "Her performance was breath taking! I thoroughly enjoyed it!". Instead, I say they gave her the wrong role, she could have done better but for now she should stick to singing. An unbiased opinion.

But if there's one thing look forward to when Eclipse season hits, it's the people on YouTube bashing the movie and the fans. Otherwise, here's my verdict.

I don't give a damn about Rob Pattinson or Taylor Lautner. They live, they die, they strip, they wear three layers of clothing. I don't care. But it's the morons who love them and the saga that pisses me off.

I mean who knows? If the fans weren't such douchebags. I would actually consider watching the movie. I mean Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene, and Dakota Fanning are worth it...

THE END