Now this is REAL PARALLEL SYNCHRONIZED RANDOMNESS

Zanardy: What's that?
Some person: What's what?
Zanardy: That.
Some person: What?
Zanardy: That thingy.
Some person: What thingy?
Zanardy: Oh that's your face.

I honestly have no idea what I'm talking about. Hee hee. I'm just messing with myself.

Zanardy: Hey dude, what's IDK?
Some person: I don't know.
Zanardy: Ugh nevermind I'll ask someone else.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

"Because I'm Zanardy Teorista and I approve this message."

It's a new day, to be perfect. Hee hee hee~

Whoa big ass monster in front of me man...

ZANARDY: "Can you imagine if vegetarians had a country? They'd call it Vegetaria!"
ARIS: "Right why don't they just call it Greenland?"

I wore my heart on my sleeve once, the stitching was a little patchy so I sold it on eBay.

Hey look a shooting star! Nope that's just Clint Eastwood.

"In other news, the LaLa Revolution is taking over. Japan started it, Malaysia innovated it, idiots follow it. This has been Zanardy Teorista, reporting live from Channel 3 News reminding you that perfection is unattainable."

Monetize? What the hell is monetize?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring, I went to his bed, put a pillow to his face, and he couldn't wake up to annoy me~

This here is what you call domination...or if you prefer, you may call it a ZANARDY.

"I love you. I really do. You're the love of my life. Now sign these divorce papers. Here, here, and here. Come on I have a 3 o' clock appointment with Tiffany."

-Tiger Woods-

"My first mistake was dating a guy named Ashley. My second mistake was marrying him."

-Cheryl Cole-

"Hey they have two wax figures of me here! Hey my name ain't Zanardy Teorista!"

-Taylor Lautner-

I love the whole world, no place I'd rather be!

Boom de ah dah.

Go watch Discovery Channel lah!

Taylor Swift wanted to date me. But unfortunately the closes she got to me was Taylor Lautner

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it because it taste like Chicken!